No, this is not about when Judge Martha Ritter ripped out Councilman Dennis Stewart's explanatory informational (anti RC) sign at City Hall.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door:"To expedite your visit, please back in."
At an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On another Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's Billboard:"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push."
On a Taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:"Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
