USB sushi, anyone? (yes, they are real, but not real sushi)
What about a stylish wristband that's music to you(r wrist) usb? It contains Ringo Starr's album, Liverpool 8, plus many other features for your listening and viewing pleasure. You can wear it next to your yellow and pink wristbands on your wrist when it isn't plugged in. (What if you can plug it in AND wear it at the same time while listening... doesn't that sound impossibly groovy? It sounds too good to be true. That part is, but the rest is true.)
What about a paperback, a used paperback, with some pages missing, The 2007-2012 World Outlook for Mattress Inserts for Dual-Purpose Sleep Furnitre and Futons Mattresses by Philip M. Parker (Paperback - May 18, 2006) . I would say you have octo'ed your buck on this baby. Because interest rates are lower than they will ever be in history, you should charge it up and pay it out over 20 years and use the dollar you would have spent on that, on THIS:
Benefit: Worth every lil' ol' recreational three million where did it go, how did you do that! OR... send it down this!
A New Machu-Picchu Water Park Implant Mountain AND Slide! Offer void where prohibited. Does not include sales tax, interest, licensing, insurance, maintenance, staff and pothole costs. Does include titles. Gratuity extra. Project not to be completed for thirty years. All numbers are quoted as millions. Take 350+190+66+18.5+3+... add 30% then X1.04, carry the $Ms ...add the added taxes... oh who cares! It's an investment with endless vistas and a bridge! Bridge sold separately with launch pad package with real shoots and ladders. Please, please, please ask for it at the Refreshment Stand, now selling floats, slushes, smoothies, cushions and padding, located next to the comptrollers office near the broom closet. Location for adjacent parks to be determined. Right to use eminent domain reserved. Right to sell future select vacation packages reserved. Private Public Partnership Golf Course membership not included, available at undisclosed price. Bondage Club Membership available at extra charge. Hotel not available during festivals, holidays and sanctioned events. Chamber location to be determined. Drainage fee not included.
