To Destiny, Congratulations For Graduating From Citizen Fire Academy. Here Is Level II How To Fight A Fire (A Non-Existent One, That Is)
In case it's not covered in class. I don't think it was. You never know when RickyBobby will show up. Or when you might be in Talledega at night. (Help me, Tom Cruise! Help me, Oprah Wen eah free!)