New Urbanism Planning and Transportation Policy working: Texas just named most congested City in Universe.
Developers no longer required to ask for massive increased density
"We are just going to [expletive] just do it," proclaimed The City Leader. "Those who claim that you can't change the rules in the middle of the game are obviously cul-de-sac loving protectionists. You don't have to sign the [expletive] document now. We were sorta victims of that before. "
Contrived geo-social constructs to replace the now locally banned Facebook amid muffled controversy
"But I already interact socially," said one resident on Canyon Culvert Drive. "I see and talk to people I do business with, I spend time with my family, I am active in my children's education and in my church, in urban fatherless scouts, meals on light rail, and in rotary-rotary. I serve with the urban trails chamber of commerce committee and didn't protest the trail running through my swimming pool. I visit with my friends and family in other parts of the country on Holog Fbook. What more do these people want?"
An unidentified city planner explained, "We as a government are responsible for every aspect of our citizens' lives, whether making sure they have our transportation and the right kind of sleep to helping educate them on how to socialize properly in one of our seven modes. We still allow them to pick from the pre-selected choices of avatars that will display on their weekly life bill, with discount for early nodding while payment is taken. This is the only sustainable way. Facebook is an antiquated, non developer revenue producer for our telecom city. We are all about local control. If you consider it properly, you are only giving up your cup of decaffeinated coffee a day."
Parlia-Gtyn-Tele-Mann Urban Common Tropical Tree Park and Garage (formerly known as Spring Creek Natural Area formerly known as Spring Creek Nature Preserve) receives more bond funding
With over twenty thousands subsidized apartment users daily, bond funding will cover the increasing costs of safety patrol, litter abatement and dead tropical tree replacement, says an unnamed bond team official. Known as the "Save Our Common" project, the city council approved a Phase I nineteen cents tax increase last year to remodel the common nature area and install irrigation equipment, following the discontinuation of the creek, achieved in the last bond, one and a half years ago, in hopes of developing the adjacent track through providing incentives to a developer to consider visiting the location, across from the prior dense development, that used heavy incentives and density to attract development. The new bond will raise taxes by only eighteen cents (2 percent of current rate).
Interabode Nature Simulation Trail Through Old Town Residential Bathrooms shows increase in property crime, to be discussed at forum
A group of concerned citizens will meet at the sink between 11:00 and 11:04 pm to create a pseudo flash mob safety plan.
New Keslucklesmann Center for The Performing Arts and Politicians will present, A Vision Upon A Vision On A Tale
Join us for a visionary tale of visions interwoven with more visions directed by the legendary visionary of our community, Keslucklesmann, The Three Headed Visionary Camel. A massive community puppet show will precede.
Home Improvement Stores Banned
In an expected move, The City Leader completed the ban of all home improvement related supplies, paraphernalia and stores from The City and within ten miles. "We [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] don't need them now," he mumbled languidly.
