Monday, February 7, 2011

Silly Firemen, Politics is for coalitionistz. How could you believe for a sligul you are as zeck as a ruso or as kin dull bull as a nusu or vip as


an urh.... and, you, you citizien alliance ple-ople are as wacky and skip to z luskie as the firemans to think you can do the politics. You aren't big chiefz. I know, I know. All you want to do is paint. But you see here. Forget about it. As Bulldozer Hh says: Lambs. Led. To. Slaughter. Hahaha (to borrow a phrase). Consider you ple-ople dun in, so ring Z coalition bell. May oft with you!

And you, n(par)imbys, forget about it. Like the park mime said, you aint nobody (we need progress and change he and his man again taunts, but they only means it when it suites the immediate want, but oh! ever what will he and his man do when they are back to "political noise?" And, will nepotism still play? They have proven it doesn't take much of a hard-of-hearer or mocker to gather masses or ride coat tails). Like GAS said, we don't need no umbrella groups, just the umbrella group called Z Coalition, that is. (If Z GAS Coalition finds out any mere firemans are in, xpecially if they decline to endorse gas ites, look for really really riled up, led by big chiefz again, to pop up and sling mud as far and wide as necessary to keep z control. A well placed word by chiefz to the right vip linemen is all it takes in part of the umbrella, you know.)

(Odd that chiefz don't say nothing to supposed offenders, just start zlinging mud.
o.k., if zthatz z way wanted it and still playing it.)

You ple-ople. You're not even coat tail riders. At least you could sidle up and be a coat tail rider. Hahaha (o.k., now you can have the phrase back).

I can hardly Stan The Suspense. There's starz in my tech eyes. I can but wait for the CoalitionistZ (how dare those underling firemen, in the mere linemen category) along with Z best friend I'mma get mines-Big Tex, The LapDancers, Mr. I-Pay-More-Taxes-Than-You-Do-But-Not-Really along with Choke It Out and Visionary visionary visionary, oh, and Bulldozer Hh, and Sir Nods Alot, and buy my assurance, and one-finger and ho' spital suspense... to run student body. Not to worry, strategic amends have been made (or have they?). It'll be a grabtastic GAS. I see one-finger for maaaaayoooooooor. No, wait. It's Z other one. (Just don't let the lab come back with the real DNA evidence, boy was that egg on z ol face). (Just don't say anything when someone peeks on you in the shower and is brought back and paid tax payers dollars). (Also, don't say anything about out of court settlements).

Charmed, I'm sure.
Now, eat your lunch, you silly silly ple-ople. It's gonna take a little longer for Z bad GAS to clear out. "Retirement" is lucrative. (Politics is lucrative for some.) String pulling is so zstrenuous.

Po po business, move along, nothing to see. Step aside.

But which GASZer to pick... lemme see... oh, let's just go with what zhey zay.

As long as z taxes get frozen and streets sprinkled with lots of water run off and expensive fuss (clap clap clap), ice man silly strawz gets filled, liquor flows from the tax payer tap free to select vips, laps gets sitted in, people gets followed, hundreds of thousands spent on z spew, z golf club house is avail including off hours, so is the ice man, vips get pats on heads, jet chartered, awardz are given, select fingerz still in z pie, uni is combined with city, z po po empire state of mind, all's well that grabs ends well.

Sillyz iz as sillyz doesz. Chip chip cherio coalitionistz!

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