A pending trial on ethics charges didn't stop Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-N.Y.) from celebrating his 80th birthday in style Wednesday night. Richardson, TX

38 seconds of the "Rangel Dance," from Washington Post.com.
I bet you can't dance the Rangel Dance like that, definitely not that fast.

If he lived in Richardson, Texas, you could promise to freeze his taxes (retroactively for the past fifteen years). He wouldn't vote for you though, probably.